The 'I Hate Landing Pages' Landing Page Template

A Next.js + Aceternity site that doesn't look like you asked ChatGPT to "make it convert better." Built at 2am by a developer who's seen too many gradient heroes. No better way to show you how website can look like than using it myself

What you get:

• Next.js 14 site with intentional imperfections (yes, that card IS supposed to be 5px off)
• Aceternity components used sparingly (like salt, not like a 13-year-old with Axe body spray)
• Copy that sounds like a human wrote it (because I did, while slightly drunk)
• Built-in personality: loading states that get increasingly passive-aggressive
• A hero section that DOESN'T say "Unleash Your Potential"
• Product cards that show the price FIRST (revolutionary, I know)
• Console easter eggs for the nerds who inspect everything

What you DON'T get:

• Another boring SaaS template
• Stock photos of people pointing at laptops
• Testimonials from "Sarah M." (i used usernames instead)
• Perfect responsive design (desktop is "good enough")
• The domain or my actual products (buy those separately, I have bills)